1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
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Read the second part.
THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!
i know my heads fucked but my thighs still suck
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that friend that always tries to please you
WHO IS THIS TELL ME HIS NAME RIGHT NOW I BEG OF YOU
"But my heart aches. I love you continuously, intensely."
- Albert Camus (via sadgirl1017)
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job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job